Josh Strife Hayes

OSRS Lazyman Mode

World 342
(subject to change)


Lazyman Mode?!

Old School RuneScape can be played in a multitude of different ways; Ironman mode, Deadman mode, Leagues...Lazyman mode is exactly what the name implies, Josh is trying to get a Quest Point Cape while doing as little as possible. No walking, only following. No farming, only accepting trades.


What are the rules?

No walking alone without following (unless in an instance with no other choice)No gathering materials or quest items, only accepting tradesNo grinding/leveling skillsCollect Weapons Storage Keys


Quest Checklist

F2P Quests

Cook's Assistant
Demon Slayer
The Restless Ghost
Romeo & Juliet
Sheep Shearer
Shield of Arrav
Ernest the Chicken
Vampyre Slayer
Imp Catcher
Prince Ali Rescue
Doric's Quest
Black Knights' Fortress
Witch's Potion
The Knight's Sword
Goblin Diplomacy
Pirate's Treasure
Dragon Slayer I
Rune Mysteries
Misthalin Mystery
The Corsair Curse
X Marks the Spot
Below Ice Mountain

RECIPE FOR DISASTER INTERMISSION:

Another Cook's Quest
Freeing the Mountain Dwarf
Freeing the Goblin Generals
Freeing Pirate Pete
Freeing the Lumbridge Guide
Freeing Evil Dave
Freeing King Awowogei
Freeing Sir Amik Varze
Freeing Skrach Uglogwee
Defeating the Culinaromancer

Members Quests

Druidic Ritual
Lost City
Witch's House
Merlin's Crystal
Heroes' Quest
Scorpion Catcher
Family Crest
Tribal Totem
Fishing Contest
Monk's Friend
Temple of Ikov
Clock Tower
Holy Grail
Tree Gnome Village
Fight Arena
Hazeel Cult
Sheep Herder
Plague City
Sea Slug
Waterfall Quest
Biohazard
Jungle Potion
The Grand Tree
Shilo Village
Underground Pass
Observatory Quest
The Tourist Trap
Watchtower
Dwarf Cannon
Murder Mystery
The Dig Site
Gertrude's Cat
Legends' Quest
Big Chompy Bird Hunting
Elemental Workshop I
Priest in Peril
Nature Spirit
Death Plateau
Troll Stronghold
Tai Bwo Wannai Trio
Regicide
Eadgar's Ruse
Shades of Mort'ton
The Fremennik Trials
Horror from the Deep
Throne of Miscellania
Monkey Madness I
Haunted Mine
Troll Romance
In Search of the Myreque
Creature of Fenkenstrain
Roving Elves
Ghosts Ahoy
One Small Favour
Mountain Daughter
Between a Rock...
The Feud
The Golem
Desert Treasure I
Icthlarin's Little Helper
Tears of Guthix
Zogre Flesh Eaters
The Lost Tribe
The Giant Dwarf
Recruitment Drive
Mourning's End Part I
Forgettable Tale...
Garden of Tranquillity
A Tail of Two Cats
Wanted!
Mourning's End Part II
Rum Deal
Shadow of the Storm
Making History
Ratcatchers
Spirits of the Elid
Devious Minds
The Hand in the Sand
Enakhra's Lament
Cabin Fever
Fairytale I - Growing Pains

Members Quests (cont.)

In Aid of the Myreque
A Soul's Bane
Rag and Bone Man I
Swan Song
Royal Trouble
Death to the Dorgeshuun
Fairytale II - Cure a Queen
Lunar Diplomacy
The Eyes of Glouphrie
Darkness of Hallowvale
The Slug Menace
Elemental Workshop II
My Arm's Big Adventure
Enlightened Journey
Eagles' Peak
Animal Magnetism
Contact!
Cold War
The Fremennik Isles
Tower of Life
The Great Brain Robbery
What Lies Below
Olaf's Quest
Another Slice of H.A.M.
Dream Mentor
Grim Tales
King's Ransom
Monkey Madness II
Client of Kourend
Rag and Bone Man II
Bone Voyage
The Queen of Thieves
The Depths of Despair
Dragon Slayer II
Tale of the Righteous
A Taste of Hope
Making Friends with My Arm
The Forsaken Tower
The Ascent of Arceuus
Song of the Elves
The Fremennik Exiles
Sins of the Father
A Porcine of Interest
Getting Ahead
A Night at the Theatre
A Kingdom Divided
Land of the Goblins
Temple of the Eye
Beneath Cursed Sands
Sleeping Giants
The Garden of Death
Secrets of the North
Desert Treasure II
The Path of Glouphrie
Children of the Sun
Defender of Varrock
Twilight's Promise
At First Light
Perilous Moons
The Ribbiting Tale of a Lily Pad Labour Dispute
While Guthix Sleeps
The Heart of Darkness
Death on the Isle
Meat and Greet
Ethically Acquired Antiquities
The Curse of Arrav
The Final Dawn
Shadows of Custodia
Scrambled!
Pandemonium
Prying Times
Current Affairs
Troubled Tortugans


The Union

🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌On January the 25th 2026, the users responsible for Lazy Strife's ongoing success formed a union. The stream had been rife with distractions, with 'dopamine traps', and between the lack of attention on the quests, the rampant brain-rot on screen, and Josh's penchant for tangents, The Union made their demands known.

Naturally, as is the way, Josh put this up to a vote...... and, as always, chat delivered.

The demands were as such:
No more brain-rot. No more tangents. The DVD logo is acceptable.

This is not the face of a man that respects unions.

To be continued...?

Want to join the union? Join the Discord here, and check out the special channel in 'The Joshers'!


Lazyman MVPs

DharSii - For paying to bond their main to trade The Crate.


Please message @Inju on Twitch or Discord if you have anything to add, or spot any errors!